Capt'n Rap

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[edit] Origin

Goodrich and Hunkeler got extremely bored one night and did a little creative writing. Gwizdala liked the random lyrics so much that he suggested singing it. He eventually created a beat, and added a voice recording of Goodrich to an original score.

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[edit] Lyrics

Turn my motherfuckin' headphones up
Goody, bring the patient in
It's time to have a beat down on the go
When we have the heat coming from below-ow-ow.
Julian Higgins makes the niggas start shittin'

Alright, here we go.

Julian Higgins makes the niggas start shittin'
Up in the house where sweet Andrea be kickin'
He's such a pimp that in her ass be stickin'
Makin' her scream and gobble like chicken

(Laughter)

Pickin' his cock up off the floor it be hanging
Suckin' it down like the Slim-Fast she be shakin'
''Oh god -- It's only half rhythms''
As a new director his shit ain't fakin'
He nuts on her face for the movie he's makin'
But smacks the bitch up so the next mornin' he's achin'
But beats her ass again when she don't make no bacon

He does drive-by shootings with MG42
Shoot yo ass up and test yo fortitude
And throws a grenade on your corpse to make sure there's no more of you
He spreads death like he spreads butter
All warm and thick
Kind of like your mother

Away from the hood he be stayin'
To rack up those hoes from that ass he be spankin'
Makin' a film about the pressures of life
Stickin' hot coal up your ass will suffice; so he does
He also needs you to scream like a panzy
At least that's why his dick's in a frenzy while he fucks your sister

My nigga J.H. will make ya body quake
When he steps in the room, the room dun quakes
He pimps them bitches and their thirst for cum slakes
Don't make no mistake, this nigga ain't fake
He robs banks with rakes, and stops tanks with snakes

He's got a pet boa constrictor
Wait, or that's just his dick
At least that's what Tina said
And she always exaggerates head
But this one time I think she's for real
Because I threatened that bitch with stainless steel
To tell me the truth about her Higgins meal.

The end.

Get up
Get up
Get up
That's how we roll in the 3rd ID
My bitches
My hoes
My Captain
Love straight from me, to you; homies!
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